You know what really annoys me? Well, loads of things actually, but one really big one is my lukewarm morning coffee.
I don’t want lukewarm coffee, for an authentic taste like that I could happily piss in a cup, wait for it to cool, and drink it. That would be just as good. I want a hot coffee, something I can take my time over drinking, sipping it slowly, enjoying the taste and the warmth.
Wherever I go I can’t get a coffee that’s hot. What it seems to be down to is the length of time the person preparing the coffee can be bothered to stand and heat the milk. Well I have some advice, how about longer?
Here’s where I’ve tried, and I’ll try and rank them in order of coldness:
I have to applaud Pret there, because just about all the time, despite the extra long walk I have over some of the others, it still is pretty hot by the time I get to my desk.
Look, I am well aware that coffee is hot and that it may burn me, look I’m an adult, that’s pretty obvious just my taking a glance at me. I’m also not an idiot. However, I could be someone set to sue you as soon as you hand over the coffee and I pour it over my head. No, my mistake, I don’t live in America so that court case would never stick. So why can’t you just give me a hot cup of coffee?