Favourite Quotes
Here are just some of my favourite quotes of the moment...
Because life is not a movie, everyone lies, good guys loose, and love...love does not conquer all
Swimming with Sharks
For man is a giddy thing, and that is my conclusion
Much ado about nothing
I only date women with playstations...or breasts
Sex and the City
You can't be a Real Country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least, you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
When our hatred is violent, it sinks us even beneath those we hate.
François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld [1613 - 1680]
If I die a violent death, as some fear and a few are plotting, I know that the violence will be in the thought and the action of the assassins, not in my dying.
Indira Nehru Gandhi [1917 - 1984]
The average human has about one breast and one testicle.
Statistics 101
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?
Hugh Grant
As far as I'm concerned, there won't be a Beatles reunion as long as John Lennon remains dead.
George Harrison [1943 - 2001]
Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.
Thomas Alva Edison [1847 - 1931]
I wish life were more like a musical, so when I burst into song at the bus stop, people would stop staring at me. It might also make them more inclined to learn the chorus and the dance numbers.
P. B. Hill
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.
Martin Luther King Jr [1929 - 1968]
But words are things, and a small drop of ink, falling like dew, upon a thought, produces that which makes thousands, perhaps millions, think.
George Gordon Noel Byron [1788 - 1824]
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
Neil Armstrong
Training gives us an outlet for suppressed energies created by stress and thus tone the spirit just as exercise conditions the body.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone.
Martina Navratilova
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfield
It's absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
Oscar Wilde [1854 - 1900]
I've often wondered how some people in positions of this kind .. manage without having had any acting experience.
Ronald Wilson Reagan [1911 - 2004]
The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame.
Oscar Wilde [1854 - 1900]
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.
Eric Hoffer
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
Bill Vaughan
